ALT- Evelyn Waugh, from Brideshead Revisited (1945)
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Fake clickbait headlines from The Good Place.
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Pick a mundane superpower
You can skip dialogue IRL without eliciting offense
Once a day, you can turn a cup of water into a perfectly brewed cup of coffee
The surfaces of all your belongings naturally repel dust
You can control the volume at which you perceive sounds
Minor weather manipulation—you can influence tomorrow's weather with your wishes
Perfectly accurate and effortless recall of all schedules that pertain to you
Real-life inventory system that doesn't take up physical space (5 slots)
Superhuman ability to concentrate at will
When you don't know something, you magically know exactly where to find the info
You can do over one day once a week
Everything always smells wonderful but you magically know when something is bad
Immunity to any unwanted effects of any drug (addiction included)
*clutching the sink*
It doesn’t matter if I’m a burden or not, my friends choose to care about me. My friends choose to care about me. My friends choose to care about me.
“Learn to be alone, and to like it. There’s nothing more freeing and empowering than learning to like your own company.”
— Mandy Hale
how i feel when someone reblogs my stuff with a really really nice tag
i’m starting to learn that i don't have to react to everything that bothers me, sometimes i just need to breathe, let it go, and keep my peace.
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